Length: 50 words
Notes/Warnings: A fix-it for that WTF moment in Day Three. No way would Jack Harkness and Ianto “Stun Gun” Jones let a pot of bloody beans get in their way.
To his credit, Jack was thinking, Wait, beans? when Ianto abruptly stood.
“Yeah. Uh, what are —”
“Jack and I are going to fuck,” Ianto announced, unbuckling his belt. “Whether you’re present or not is up to you.”
The slamming door cut off Jack’s laughter.
The beans were fine.
X-posted all over the damn place.