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“Let Simmer,” a self-indulgent TW fanfic 
16th-Jul-2009 04:26 pm
TW - epic kiss
Title: Let Simmer
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Length: 50 words
Notes/Warnings: A fix-it for that WTF moment in Day Three. No way would Jack Harkness and Ianto “Stun Gun” Jones let a pot of bloody beans get in their way.

To his credit, Jack was thinking, Wait, beans? when Ianto abruptly stood.


“Yeah. Uh, what are —”

“Jack and I are going to fuck,” Ianto announced, unbuckling his belt. “Whether you’re present or not is up to you.”

The slamming door cut off Jack’s laughter.

The beans were fine.


X-posted all over the damn place.
16th-Jul-2009 08:44 pm (UTC)
16th-Jul-2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
Seriously, beans?!?
16th-Jul-2009 08:58 pm (UTC)
*snort* perfect!
16th-Jul-2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
I defy RTD’s canon and substitute my own!
16th-Jul-2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
GO FOR IT. Canon. what canon?

Ianto was after all the guy who cut in on Jack waxing all philosophical to the 456... if he'll face down aliens, Rhys is a walk in the park! :0)
16th-Jul-2009 10:15 pm (UTC)
Rhys is a big boy, he can handle it. Or he can flee in terror. Either way, Ianto’s getting laid.
17th-Jul-2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
which is as it should be!
27th-Jul-2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
Seriously, stfu RTD. :D
28th-Jul-2009 06:07 pm (UTC)
I am convinced this is a missing scene and no one can persuade me otherwise!

Edited at 2009-07-28 06:07 pm (UTC)
16th-Jul-2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
You are made of win. *g*

16th-Jul-2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Writing it cheered me up a bit.
16th-Jul-2009 09:08 pm (UTC)
*can't stop laughing*

That was much needed.
16th-Jul-2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it.
17th-Jul-2009 12:35 am (UTC)
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahha! o god that was perfect! beats my idea of ianto just dragging him to another part of the building, too!
18th-Jul-2009 06:59 pm (UTC)
I think Ianto is an efficient sort who would not want to waste any time that could be spent shagging.
18th-Jul-2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
so true
17th-Jul-2009 06:30 pm (UTC)
They should SO have done that!
Beans? BEANS?!
Beans are not enough to break a end-of-the-world fuck.
18th-Jul-2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
Beans are not enough to break a end-of-the-world fuck.

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