I just saw a TV commercial for Fantasy
, a fragrance from Britney Spears. First of all, the Poptart still has enough mojo to hawk fragrance? Secondly, in the ad she’s playing a goddess being pursued by a hunter who shoots her in the back with an arrow,
after which the narrator chirps “And they lived happily ever after” as they embrace.
...This explains a lot, doesn’t it.ETA:
Okay, I just saw it again. It’s the myth of Artemis and Actaeon
, rewritten for Twilight
fans — the arrow thing is totally
the goddess’s fault, because she’s so beautiful that “he couldn’t help himself, so he did something kind of crazy”...
I’m sorry, I need to step away from the computer and foam with rage for a bit.Return of the Killer Edit:
Apparently this is not
a new product, I just managed to completely miss the ad campaign the first time out. Alas, my luck could only last so long...