I just saw a TV commercial for
Fantasy, a fragrance from Britney Spears. First of all, the Poptart still has enough mojo to hawk fragrance? Secondly, in the ad she’s playing a goddess being pursued by a hunter who
shoots her in the back with an arrow, after which the narrator chirps “And they lived happily ever after” as they embrace.
...This explains a lot, doesn’t it.
ETA: Okay, I just saw it again. It’s
the myth of Artemis and Actaeon, rewritten for
Twilight fans — the arrow thing is
totally the goddess’s fault, because she’s so beautiful that “he couldn’t help himself, so he did something kind of crazy”...
I’m sorry, I need to step away from the computer and foam with rage for a bit.
Return of the Killer Edit: Apparently this is
not a new product, I just managed to completely miss the ad campaign the first time out. Alas, my luck could only last so long...