Today I woke up panicking because I’d dreamed that I had agreed to take a rocking new job in Berlin, only to realize: (a) I had to move that night ; (b) I don’t speak German ; (c) I was still under contract with the UN. And then I woke up properly. I wish I could remember my new job; I was really excited about it, whatever it was. Also, Berlin? WTF, subconscious?