My spam filter caught a come-on from an online pillpusher with the above subject line.

Must’ve been sent by someone who saw me on the platform of the Myrtle/Wyckoff station this morning when an L train sloooowly came in, stopped, turned its lights off, and backed out of the station.

“Okay,” I remarked to the guy next to me, “now they’re just taunting us.”