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A Life of Noisy Desperation
I Need Two Stone Tablets, Stat! 
31st-Aug-2005 06:33 pm
Steeplechase
Found on my friendslist courtesy of amanuensis1, who posted a link:

The Commandments of Coyote

My favorites:
V. Thou Shalt Not Eat Poisoned Bait. If You Do, Don't Come Whining To Me About It, Because I Am Very Unlikely To Care. Once It Is In Your Mouth, It Is Your Problem, Not Mine.

VIII. Thou Shalt Not Be A Martyr. If You Have One Beer, Drink It. Do Not Give It To Me and Then Expect Adoration. Dude, That Was Your Beer, I Did Not Break Your Arm To Get It. Give What You Can Give, and Expect Neither Praise Nor Worship. You Are Not Being Morally Superior, You Are Being A Decent Human Being. There Is A Difference.
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