You heard me—I’ve been given a short-term (until 31 December) contract by the English Text Processing Unit of the UN. This makes it official: we are all screwed. * In other news, check this out! It’s my cyborg name! Learn your cyborg name. Actually, I had to cut “laughingacademy” down to 10 characters for it to work, but it turned out marvelously, dinnit?