February 11th, 2010

Lady Gaga

So that happened.

I just saw a commercial for the Westminster Dog Show...set to Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi."

I would've gone with "Bad Romance," myself. ("Cause I'm a freak bitch, baby!")
Baz dare

A Public Service Announcement

If, after a workout at a NYSC, you return to the women's locker room, open your unsecured locker, and discover a slip of paper that reads:

You should really
use a padlock.

Don't freak out, it's just me.

Seriously, people, use a damn lock! Do you know how much time I waste trying to find an unclaimed locker? You're all damn lucky I'm too proud to steal.

X-posted to newyorkers