I thought I was in trouble when I saw this Jezebel article, "Techno Textiles For Your Enterprise-Dwelling Days, Rave-Going Nights", because how cheestastic are halter tops that glow in the dark? Oh, but then someone posted a link to...

GlowFur.

Please, somebody stop me before I end up with a boa and leggings made from a tauntaun that had been stabled next to the reactor...