May 24th, 2009

Steeplechase

Bad Movie? Or Baddest Movie?

Oh, oh! SciFi Channel is showing Shark Attack 3: Megalodon right now. I love this movie; it’s horrendous. I mean, everything is awful: the title font, the dubbing, the dialogue, John Barrowman’s performance (I’m sorry John, I love you dearly, but you are genuinely terribly in this), everyone else’s performance, and last but not least, the CGI shark. We are talking epic badness. Somewhere up in Heaven, Ed Wood is shedding one perfect tear.