January 14th, 2009


In other news...

U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon
"I will say this as clearly as I can, so you all can hear me," said [Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon], his finger hovering inches away from the small red button on his podium. "Either attend the next Follow-up International Conference on Financing for Development to Review the Implementation of the Monterrey Consensus, or prepare to suffer the consequences."