Clearly, something’s gotta give.
Things to Do—Urgent!
1. run at least three loads of laundry
2. start listing items on eBay (like, say, those Norman Rockwell mugs and the top hat that’s too small for me)
3. haul those sacks of old clothes to the Salvation Army (thereby reclaiming badly needed floor space)
4. go through piles of books on living room floor and bedside table/trunk
5. look into employment agencies
PS—Thanks to penknife for letting me swipe her pithy userpic.