You must listen to “The March of the Sinister Ducks.” Vocals and lyrics are credited to one Translucia Baboon,
which is the most wonderful pen name I’ve ever seen. I’m told by normally reliable sources—specifically, Neil Gaiman’s on-line journal
, which where I found a link to the song
—that Translucia (god I love
that!) is better known as British comics god Alan Moore.
I think my favorite bit is when he shouts, “If they hadn’t done anything wrong, then people wouldn’t keep shooting them!”