That what I asked myself after buying a black "velvet" hooded cape at Abracadabra after work. I mean, really, anyone out there who knows me -- wouldn't you assume I have a black cape hanging in my closet?

...Well, I do now.

Yes, this is for a Halloween costume. Step two is figuring out if I want a piece of one-way mirror, reflective mylar, or some of that "mirror" window film at Home Depot.

Step three: probably goggles.