- Sneezing denotes:—
- Once,—Some person is secretly praising you;
Twice,—Some person is backbiting you;
Thrice,—Some person is in love with you;
Four times,—You have caught a cold.
Five times, I dunno, pirates?
I saw this every time I get sick, but it bears repeating: "Intelligent Design," my ASS.
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