Admission to the Burning Ruins — 10¢ (laughingacademy) wrote,
Admission to the Burning Ruins — 10¢
laughingacademy

Mmm, televisual cheese

9:26 p.m. Is anyone else watching this Stonehenge Apocalypse thing on formerly-spelled-as-SciFi? We have Castiel, Methos, and Elizabeth Weir trying to figure out why the henges have started dosido-ing and discharging death rays.

9:30 p.m. Dammit, HD is down! Curse you, Time Warner Cable! *fistshake*

9:32 p.m. Where's UNIT when you need them?

9:44 p.m. I love how all the UK characters except for the ones played by Peter Wingfield and Tori Higginson are saying things like "What the devil?" and "Piss off!" while making no attempt at an English accent whatsoever.

9:47 p.m. Misha Collins is Dr. Daniel Jackson Jacob Glazer. "I never said they found aliens on the Moon. It was a robot head."

9:53 p.m. And that's two pyramids turned into pyroclastic death clouds. This is a bad day to be a tourist.

9:56 p.m. "You're going to nuke Stonehenge? Are you joking?" We need more dialogue like that, please.

10:05 p.m. Aw, man, they made the black scientist the bad guy? BOOOOOOO. Also, wow, that guy is not a very good actor, while Misha got stuck with some really bad dialogue. "Stinky?" Really?

10:13 p.m. I love how every time Stonehenge rotates there's a close-up of the stones tearing up the grassy turf, even though all of the grass was plowed under during the first incident.

10:18 p.m. I would like to think that scientists would be too smart to engage in this kind of hoohah, but then I remember Jack Parsons and the O.T.O., so, yeah.

10:22 p.m. A pyramid has erupted from beneath the countryside of Maine. Somewhere, Stephen King is facepalming.

10:45 p.m. A newscaster just used the phrase "Stonehenge apocalypse." DO A SHOT.

10:51 p.m. You know what the problem is? There are no surprises in this story.

10:55 p.m. So the electromagnetism at Stonehenge shorted out the plane's systems from miles away, but a jeep can get within a few dozen yards.

10:57 p.m. "It...was...a ROBOT HEAD!" Seriously, we really needed more camp nuttiness like that. Also, now I'm wondering how old this script is, what with all the discussion of the climactic impact of volcanic ash.
Tags: cheesy badness, eyerolling, is my geek showing?, pffft science, sci-fi, tv
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