Determine size of busted CPU fan
Purchase replacement CPU fan
Purchase computer repair tool kit
Back up EVERYTHING OMIGOD
E-mail Li’l Brother the picture of his friend in the hella creepy Statue of Liberty mask
Purchase large black buttons or circle-lensed sunglasses for Halloween costume*
Also, happy birthday, Martin Gardner! May you reach your cake without having to row across any rivers.
* Can you guess who I’ll be this year?