Things to do (Urgent!)

Determine size of busted CPU fan

Purchase replacement CPU fan

Purchase computer repair tool kit

Back up EVERYTHING OMIGOD

E-mail Li’l Brother the picture of his friend in the hella creepy Statue of Liberty mask

Purchase large black buttons or circle-lensed sunglasses for Halloween costume*

Also, happy birthday, Martin Gardner! May you reach your cake without having to row across any rivers.

* Can you guess who I’ll be this year?