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Wow. I didn’t realize modern ballroom involves that much sliding across the floor. Fred Astaire once danced with a mop, but I’m pretty sure he never acted as one.
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Ooh, Tom DeLay almost wiped out at the end of his tango. Otherwise, surprisingly good.
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So, this Bruno guy is this show’s Paula Abdul, yes?
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God help us, it’s Donnie Osmond, dancing to “Secret Agent Man” with a woman wearing...sweet zombie Jesus. It’s a batwing-sleeved, halter-neck...tunic? With rhinestones and fringe? Over a gold leotard? And no visible pants? And white boots that are rhinestoned to look like heeled slippers over kneesocks?
I think I need to lie down.
