Aw, I can’t believe Ra’mon got the boot. She came to planet Earth to quench her insatiable hunger for men! That backstory alone should have kept him in. Apparently the judges don’t watch B-films, or anything on SyFy: the genre has a long, proud tradition of gaudy outfits!

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AHAHAHAHAHA. When they played a clip of every model saying, “Oh, the designers are very loyal, I’m sure mine won’t dump me,” I knew the producers were going to institute mandatory model changes.

God, sometimes I love the sadism of reality TV.