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A Life of Noisy Desperation
In other news... 
14th-Jan-2009 02:28 pm
Steeplechase
U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon
"I will say this as clearly as I can, so you all can hear me," said [Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon], his finger hovering inches away from the small red button on his podium. "Either attend the next Follow-up International Conference on Financing for Development to Review the Implementation of the Monterrey Consensus, or prepare to suffer the consequences."

Comments 
14th-Jan-2009 07:52 pm (UTC)
Man, and I thought I'd been everywhere in the building. I must never have taken that *OTHER* elevator.
14th-Jan-2009 07:58 pm (UTC)
Well, at least now we know why parking has been such a problem lately.
14th-Jan-2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
No kidding. Put some of that excess uranium in the cars! Now that's some advanced fuel!

Also, I wish I'd known we had laundry here...
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